having the worst internet connection in your friend group
tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
i wish when i felt threatened or angry or embarrased my hair would do the expandy fluffy thing like in ghibli films
tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
how i seduce men
*goes into battle without the potion seller’s strongest potion*
im just kidding i would never do this
whenever someone tells me “it’s your fault i ship this” my heart swells with pride and purpose
How to fix all problems in Five Nights at Freddy’s. Either that or, y’know, quitting after the first night!
(No, Pirate Cove guy, you don’t get anything. >:C)
who knew the problems could all be solved by furries